Wednesday, July 13, 2011





THE OFFICE
Officer : hello
N : What is this place? Where am I?
Officer : Your at the office, Sir.
N : Office ? What o....ohh my head, am having a terrible
headache...how, .....how did I reach here?
Officer : You came by yourself sir!
N : I don't remember anything...I can't..
Officer : You dont have to. Please take a seat.
Thank you
You're here to make a choice, sir.
N : What? What choice?
Officer : Sir, in front of you there is a lever,
which if you pull down, will make you win a prize
money of one crore ruppees!
N : Is this a bloody joke! I want to go home right now. Where's m....
Officer : Sir, if you please...you already have the cheque in your pocket!
N : OH MY GOD
Officer : certainly not yours, sir.
N : eh!?
Officer : That cheque, sir....it puts a full stop to all your problems, doesn't it, sir?
N : Yes....yes it does....ye..b...I ...I don't understand...what's the catch? What's
with the lever?
Officer : Very well Sir. As you are so interested with the details.
Sir, the moment you pull this lever down, somebody, somewhere in this world will die!
N : What? Are you c...this is impossible....obnoxious....
Officer: Your other option will be the door knob behind you.
Leave the room, forget the deal.
You will not remember anything!
N : What...if it kills me?!!
Officer : hahaha....now that's impossible !
N : What if somebody from my family . . .
Officer : chances are one in a billion....1 minute!
N : eh!?
Officer : Just a reminder. You have 1 minute...no, now only 48 seconds left to decide, after which you automatically go back where you came from!
N : i need more time..please...o God!....but this money...i need it .. ....
Officer : hurry...
N : so many people die everyday.....
Officer : oh yes....too many...
N : ....just one more
Officer : just one!
N:
Officer: well done sir! congratulations!
N : is it over?!
Officer : yes, ofcourse....you can take your cheque and leave , thank you for your time....just one thing sir....you are already dead.
Sir, I suppose you don't remember the car accident before you came in here, sir! ofcourse you dont, those are the rules...he he...well, you had the choice of salvation , but you chose condemnation!
N : What's going to happen to me? What's ha...
Officer : well , you're going to hell!
N : please, please...can you atleast tell me......who did I kill? who did I kill???!!!
Officer : Oh! Sir. don't worry...I'll be seeing him next.

Swapna katha 2(onubhuti)

Bolte gele matha goromer bag gulo guchiye onubhuti
bhodro mohila ke oshobhyo chele gulo shobar shathe
jhogra bojha bujhi shanti chai shesh nei shuru nei
beranor mauja tei ciggarette'r dhuyo aar pahar prochur
pahar dekhe dekhe ghum pache tai phone tulini tulbona
lorai ta ichhe kore jor kore shok kore mauja kore majhe
majhe bojhar cheshta othoba reply na kore cinema hall'e
dhuke pora tai budhimaner kaaj bole mone kori.

Swapno Katha (1)

Let you anger about nothing
but so much why should one
not try if possible confusion
to avoid penancy over penalty
right on the face is what is
unexpected written and over
written again unedited unscripted
belief which is exaggerated
unavoidable solution about
problems in the mind of the
human race not as a whole
but sexually horribly attractive
is where all the insecurity
goes to hell to seduce the religion
I buy in every prostitute's womb.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Enquiery

Are you happy?
What happened?
Anything wrong?
What are you thinking?
What will happen?
Do you have any questions?
Will you ever speak up?
When is the right time according to you?
Why are you thinking so much?
Do you at all?
Then why are you doing all this?
What are you trying to mean?
Do you have any doubts?
Are you wasting my time?
Are you confused?
Will you ever, Sreenjoy?

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